Malayalam SMS

31/01/09
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Ippol Super * "MAXIMUS" ningalude
arikil !
"God ni8"parayano? Enkil vilikoo 9995999599(Rs1/mn)
Vegamaagate,
Ee offer"*"
urangum vare maathram..
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"ASIN"te mobile number veno?
Go
down..





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ivide blade kondu churandi nokku number kaanam.....
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Teacher:
Americayilekko Chandranilekko kooduthal dooram?
Boy:Americayilek
Teach:Athentha?
Boy:Ameri ca nokkiyal kanilla,chandrane kanaam!
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Judge: Kes Theerunnath
Vare Jilla Vitt
Pokaruth.

Moshtaav: Ee Jillayil
Thanne Ethra Kaalam
"Moshtikkaan Patum Saare..?"!!
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ATM counteril, oral: Ha ..Ha..Njan nintae password kandu..its 4 star(****)
sardar:ha..ha..mandan athu 3274 aanu.
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Imagine if achumama,
pinarayi,
kodiueri,
sudakaran,
baby are going a boat.Boat mungiyal aaru rakshapedum ?

guss ?






"keralam" !!!
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"Ente sneham ente jeevithamaanu
jeevithamaanu njan ninakku thannad
upekshikkaruth orikkalum,karanam eniku jeevitham onneyulloo pranayavum.."
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Pandu pandu..


Valare pandu..


Oridathu oru


RAJAV UNADAYIRINNU..





Pakshe ippol illa.
Marichu poyi,pavam alle!
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Medical shopil Sardar:
Chumakkulla marunnundo?
Shop owner:
'TONIC' Aano?
Sardar:Alla,Enikka..
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Chempaka poovinte suganthavum chempanineer poovinte Niravumulla ninakk sathyathil oru chemparathy poovinte kuraville..?
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Sharikum neeyoru sathyasandhana..Engane manasilayi enno?
Aa mukham nokkiyaalariyam..
Sathyathinte mukham ennum vikruthamaanallo
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Chillu pottikkaan oru kallu,
Hrdayam thakarkan oru vaak,
pranayathilaakan oru nimisham,
oru jeevitham muzhuvan jeevikkan Nee mathi muthe...!
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Petrol Adichu car odikkam,
Diesel Adichu car odikkam,Gas Adichum odikkam
But vellamadichu odichal police pidikkum!
Athentha Angane!!?
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"Niranju peyyunna mazhayilum,
kathunna veyililum Ente kaipidichu nadakkan nee undankil,veyilum mazhayum enikk sukhakaramaayene"
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Yaman:Ninte samayam theernnu..
Vadivel:Rakshapadan vere vazhiyille?
Y:Undu..e msg Reader ne KISS cheyyanam
Vadivel:Venda.. njan maricholam!
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Ninakkayanu Nan kathirikkunnath Ninakkayanu Nan Jeevikkunnath Nee Ennilekk varunna Nimishathinanu Nan kaathorthirunnath vaykathe varille Nee
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Ram:mazha Nanayumbol Amma malsyam(fish) kunhungalod Enthaanu parayuka?
Sardar:Mazha Nanayathe Vellathinte Adiyil poyi olikkaan!!
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Aama:American president Aama vargakaarana
Malsyam:
Athengene?
Aama:American presidentinte per(name)nokku
OB'Aama!!
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Sardar Bus yathrayil:
kuttikalku ticket edukkano?
Conducter:8'nu Mukalil Aanenkil edukkanam
sardar:oh,
Bhagyam enik 7 kuttikal Aanu
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Sardar Bus yathrayil:
kuttikalku ticket edukkano?
Conducter:8'nu Mukalil Aanenkil edukkanam
sardar:oh,
Bhagyam enik 7 kuttikal Aanu
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Sardar bus yathrayil:
kuttikalku ticket edukkano?
Conducter:8'nu mukalil Aanenkil edukkanam
sardar:oh,
Bhagyam enik 7 kuttikal Aanu!!
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"Pakalukal kazhinju Raavukal koodanayumbol shishiravum Hemandhavum maari maari Ethumbol maattamillathe thudarum enikku ninnodulla Sneham
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"Oro ormayum oro janmamanu,varum janmangalil poya ormakalku moolyamilla.
Appozhum Ee snehatheerathu poya ormakalumperi 2 kadalaasu thonikal"
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Ingottu
Nokku,
Onnu
chirikku,
OK!
onnoode
nannayi
chirikku
OK!
anangathae
anginae
irikku.
CLICK!
,****,
(..)
"(--)"WOW Wht a beauty.
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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T UVWX Y Z
idhil 1 missing?



2time vayichu nokkan naanamille?ABCDyil engane'1' varum?LKG failanalle.
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Hai...
Ningalk ee dhivasam ormayundo..?
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Ille?
Illenkil marakandaa
31/01/09 sunday
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Train Yathrakkide oro stationilum Ticket edukkunnavanod matoraal:Enthina ingane cheyunnath?
Ayaal:Dheerga yathra ozhivakkaan Doctor pranhu
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"Nombarangalk Aaswaasamaayi Ekaanthathayil thanalaayi..
Snehadeepamaayi vanna En Aathmashakthi,
enthinu ne enne vittakannu.."
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Aadhyamaayi ninne kandathum pinneyennum mounamayi nokiyathum kannukal kond katha paranjathum orkumbol enteyullam vijanathayil vilapichidunnu
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Jailer:Ramuvinte 2 kaathum cut cheyyoo
Ramu:venda Enik kannu kanaan pattilla
Jr:Adhengine?
Ramu:Pinne Engine kannada vekkum!
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Ariyathe en manasil thaliritta pranayam Neeyariyaathe poyappol...
Poypoya janmangale sapichu poy njan...
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Vikari:Anyante parampil ninnum thenga moshtichath nallathaanodaa?
Kallan:Pottichu nokkiyillacho.
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Njaan marikkaan pova
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Ini marikkaathe pattilla
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Marichittillenkil...
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Dosa karinju pokum athukonda..!
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Wife:Nhan lokathile vlaiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyaal enik entha tharika?
Husband:Oru cheriya "unth" tharum..!
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Enne ozhivaaki Nee mattoraale sweekarichu Alle? Aare sweekarichalum ninte Aagraham nadakkilla!!
Nee velukkaan pokunnilla!
By 501 SOAP
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Orupaad Aashikkumbozhum,
Orupaad Mohikkumbozhum,
Onnu Maathram Orkkuka..

"AARUM AARKUM SWANTHAMALLA" GOOD MORNING MY FRNDS
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Kaalathinte
Yamangal minni
Marayumbole
Vasanda maalikayil
Ne thanichirikkubol.
Ninte swapnagalkku
Koottai Njanum
Undaavum
athalleda
"SNEHAM"
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Sardarinu oru sms kitty "Reader is Stupid&Sender is good"
Sardar dheshyathode sms thirichayachu
"Sender is Stupid &Reader is good".GUD NITE.
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Rogi:Ravile moothram ozhichadinu shesham marunnu kazhikanalle Doctor paranjath?
Doctr:S
Rogi:Innu moothram ozhikan pateela,
vellam ozhichalo
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LOKATHIL 3 sathyangal
1)Navu kondu muzhuvan pallum thodan pattilla
2)Ithu kettal udan chila MANDABUDHIKAL ONNU try Cheyyum
3)Pinne Chirikum
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"Enthe Hridaya Madippinthe Sangeetham Neeyaan, Swapnangalude Madhuram,Prabhathangalude Prathyaasha Ellam..Neeyan,
Nee Maathram
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Vasu: Ninte Makan Enthu Cheyunnu?
Ramu: Avan Puratthaa,
Gulf'il.
Thante Mono?
Vasu: Avan Akatthaa,
Center Jailil
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Ninne orma varumbo nite SMS vayikkum.Nine kanan thonumbo SWAPAAM kanum.Nite shabdm kelkan agrahm ulapol aduta vetile "PATTIKKU" Kalleriyum
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Ram:Enthina vilakk kathichu vechirikunnath?
Sardar:Karentilla
Ram:ok, Fanengilum idoo?
Sardar:Podaa mandaa,Vilakk kettupokum!
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Yenne manasilayo?
Illa alle?
Nan Ninne snehichirunnu.but yenne nee manassilaakiyilla
Nan Dec:31 11.59pm nu Aathmahathya cheythu
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Thengil Oadi kayariya yuvavinodu vridha:Thalappillatheyano thengil kayarunnath?
yuvav:No problem
"ENIKK CHORA THALAPPUNDU"
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Sardar Gramasabayil:
Ivide oru Palam venam
Member:Palamo?
Sardar:Athe
Member:Athinu ivide Puzha illallo
Sardar:Ennal oru Puzhayum venam!
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Vilichittu kittiyilla arinju kanumallo vishamichittum karanjitum karyamilla ellam nammude vidhi Allengil kuttoosan Mayaviye pidikkumo...?
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Raju:Doctor!Enik ella vasthum 2 Aayi kaanunnu
Doc:Shari Nee Ee kaserayil irikoo
Raju:Eathu kaserayila Doctor,Idathilo, valathilo..?
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Ishtapetta penninodu ishtamanennu kashtapettu parayumbol ishtamallennu paranhal nashtapedunnathinte vedhana ishtapettavane ariyu
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"Palavattam kathu ninnu nan mobilumayi padivathikal,
1 smsum ayakathe nee poyille.
Azhkolum penmyne,msgonnayakkille empty inboxumayi wait...
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Sardar Oadicha train paalam thetti
Srdr:Oral paalathil thalavachirunu
man:appo thalayiloode kayatanam
Srdr:Avan ezhunet oadi,nan purake vitu
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Ne
Chirichal
RINGTONE
Ne
Deshyapetal
VIBRATING
Nee
Thummiyal
BEEPTONE
Nin kannukal
Niranjal
BATERYLOW
Ne
Enne marannal
En hridayam
SWITCHOFF
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"Enthe Hridaya Madippinthe Sangeetham Neeyaan, Swapnangalude Madhuram,Prabhathangalude Prathyaasha Ellam.Neeyan,
Nee Maathram"
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Sardar:Speed kurach ezhuthunnu
frend:Entha,
ingane Ezhuthunnath?
Aarkaa?
sardar:6 vayasukaaranaa Avanu speedil vayikkan kazhiyillallo.!
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Idea sim il ninnum 0 balansilum free aayi call cheyyan 1 good idea
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Call customer care & enjoy..!!
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Swapnagal pookunna kowmaarakaalathu snehichu, aagrahichu povunnathum thettalla! Ennal thiruthaan pattaatha thettaavaruthu JEEVITHAM.
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Irulinte mouna ragavum,chaatal mazhayude lasya bhavavum,kulir katinte thaala melangalumayi veendum oru nattapathira
"nattapathira asamsakal"
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Unnikuttan medical shoppil: Chumakkulla marunnu venam.
Seller: Tonic aano?
Unnikuttan: Tonikkala ente ammakka!!!
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Villali veeran,
Balavan,
Dairyashali,
Sumukan,
Sundaran,
S undarikalude
Swapna devan
"SHAMSI mon"
avarkal
urangan
pokunnu.
Dum..
Dum..
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AM SORY 4 THE LAST MSG .ENE AGANA YAONUM UNDAVILA OK .ENE NIGAL AYAKUNA MSGS MATRAMA NJAN GROUP IL KODUKUNOLU .OK PLZ SEND UR MSGS TO ME
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Ente manasilum hridhayathilum oru thooval sparsham pole njan ente chakkaraye othiri othiri SNEHIKUNNU becouse
I LOVE U SO MUCH
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Teacher:Lokam avasanikunna dhivasam shakthamaya mazhayum,idi minnalum undakum
Hydroos:Sir,Annu nammude school uchakku vidumo?
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Thanuppulla Raathri,
Purath korichoriyunna mazha,
Avalum nanum ottakk..
aval ente aduth vannu melle chodhichu

"Pudhappu tharumo"
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Ini ninte jeevithathil njanilla,Innu koodi kazhinhal ennekkumayi vida parayum.pokum mumbu chodhichotte?
"Enne Ishtamayirunno?"
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Sardarinu oru sms kitty "Reader is Stupid&Sender is good"
Sardar dheshyathode sms thirichayachu
"Sender is Stupid &Reader is good"
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Driver Glass'loode Thante wife'ne nokkunnath kandu choodaya sardar:Auto Niruth,Nee shariyalla,Vandi Nhanottam,Nee Backil iri!
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Kaalam chila ormakale marakkan prerippikum,ennal ormakal kaalathe marakkanum prerippikunnu.
...THAT IS LIFE...
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Women's Day,
Doctor's Day,
Aids Day,
Valentines Day,
But a special day 4 trivandrm district..
Wat?




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"ENTHARADAY"
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Sorry 4 disturbing U.
Some questions:
Urumb Embakkam Vidumo?
Kothuku Koorkkam Valikkumo?
Eechayk Chuma Varumo?
Ninak Vivaram Vekkumo?
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Sardar Attending an
interview in software company.
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Manager : Thangalku
MS-OFFICE ariyamo ?
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Sardar : Address thannal
njan pogam...!
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i want to say u
something from
heart


I




I L




I LO



I LOV



I LOVE



I LOVE U


I LOVE Ullivada
more than parippuvada.
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Teacher: Nee enthina schoolil varunnath?
Stu: vidyakku vendi, Teach: Ennitt entha inn clasil kayarathath?
Stu: inn 'vidya' vannittilla sir!
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WELCOME TO www.love.com

Type password



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PROCESING...


Sory ningalku love-nulla age ayitila, so Try to www.cartoon network.com
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Girl:Ee dressinte vila ethraya?
Shopkeeper:only 5 kisses
Gl:ok,aa dressinteyo?
SK:10 kisses
Gl:Rundum pack cheytho.Bill Achan tharum
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Sardar:Cycle'il vegathil pokumbol pettennu ethire oru Bus vannu.Bus driverod sardar:
Ninakk chaavaan ente cycle maathrame kittiyulloo...?
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Punjirikondu poonilaavum,
Vaakukal kondu thenmazhayum,
Sneham kondente Hridhayavum Niracha ente priya Suhrthinu oru
*HAPPY NEWYEAR*
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Wife:Enthinaa ithrayum speedil pokunnath?
Husband:
Bykkinte Break poyi,valla Apakadavum sambhavikkunnathinu mumbu veettilethanaa...!!
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Irulinte mouna raagavum,
chaattal mazhayude lasya bhaavavum,
kulir kattinte thaala melangalumayi veendum oru nattapathira koodi
*good night*
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Souhrdam oru thanutha mazhayanu
Adhile vellinulai miscal
Alipayam pole sms
mazhavillu pole calls
Namukidayil E mazha orikalum thorathirilate
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Wife:Ente dress oru Rasavumilla, Ente Ikkaiku theere selection Ariyilla
HUS:Athu thanneyaadi,Ninne pennu kanaan vannappol eniku thettiyadh
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Aneedhiyum Adharmavum niranha Ee lokathil raktha bandhathinupolum sthaanamilla enkilum
"Snehichavare Marakadhirikuka"
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25/01/09
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Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..dum


Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE.

Pranero tore jare mon chay,
Badhibo tare bina badhone ei ashay,
Mukhapane chahiya bhulibo sob klanti,
Prokhoro tape bohiya anibe shitolo shanti,
Ghana tamashar adhare rohia pashe nana chole,
Hoibe mor pothero patheo;janibo tare BANDHU bole........



hai dear first count the star... *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * * entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.



Sonia was plan'g 2 come 2 kerala with ManMhn. However MMhn cancel'd the trip.AKAntony was send a telegram.NEWS in Malayala Manorama nxt day "Sonia thanichu verunnu,Antonikku KAMBI

wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty
hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu
wife-ini varumo
hus-namukku nokkam
wife- wannallo
hus- thanks to K S E B



Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor.
Kar'n said,"Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam.
Hear'g this Soopi said,"Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani

Tomar prem sakkhorito hoise amar jiboner sunno pristhay , akhn ta tomari.

NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu

Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu
first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.
pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU


sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo sardarinte car ill oru note kandu ..PARKING FINE,..so sardar write a note that paper .thanks for compliment


iniyum oru masam ..iniyum oru varsham..iniyumoru punchiri..iniyumoru kannir.iniyumoru shishiram..ivayellam undakam..pakshe nine pole iniyumoral athumathram sadhyamalla ..daiwathinu ore abaddam randu pravashayam pattillalloo

kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana vannu aa puzhayil irangi
aana neentithudichappo urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju
oru urumpu mathram aanayude thala yil kayari patti
appo karyil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu...MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE..


Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..entamooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ni illathe enikku onnumilla
innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu
ni evide ondayirunnenkil
ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku
oru um
.oru umm
.oru umma
.oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu


shajahan mumtassinte
ormakkayi tajmahal
ketti...
mandan!
Njanariyunnengil
mumthasinte
ormakkayi avalude
aniyathiye kettiyene!

want to see the greatest tourist spot "munnaru"
666!!!!!!!
enni nokkikke "moonnar" illennu...


pal piriyunnatu entu kondu..
orimichulla jeevitham mathiyayathu kondu

Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?.
patratinde vrithy kandituuu.


Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
ishtam ullathu idutho pakseh innu kullikkanee...

prem jhore jaoa pata noi,
prem futa kono chata noi,
prem seto noi hotel er dal puri,
prem holo moner sathe lukochuri.


hitler chathu poyi,saddam pidikkapettu,ladante vivaram onnum illa................ninte sms um kananilla...bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu ennu thonnunnu

Maitri nako phlulasarkhi kshanbhar sugandh denari.
Nako suryasarkhi,satat taapleli.
Nako chandrasarkhi,diwasa saath na denari.
Nako savlisarkhi,kayam paathlaag karnari.
Maitri havi ashrunsarkhi,sukha-dukhat samaan saath denari.


SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.
ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY
SALARY RS:15000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam...........

Sorry 2 disturb u If r Not busy
if u r not working
if u r not tired if u r not lazy
plese answer me
AYYAPPANTE AMMA
ETRA
NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil
Hollywood Thirai padam:
"CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN)
appuram Sunday
Hollywood Thirai padam:
Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)


oru
Mobilinte
Vedhana...
"Do ingtu
nokkedo,njan thante
mobile aanu
samsarikunnath,Thanik
enne kutich vella
chinthayum undo???
kure naalaayi njan
thanik vendi sms
kondu tharunnu, kanda
alavalaadhikalude
ellam incming calls
pidichu
tharunnu,ithonum
poranjittu orikalum
vellam kanditillatha
thante pantinte
pocketil mookkum
pothi njan kidakunnu,
Avasaanamayi enikk
oru aagraham und,
chaavunnathinu munp
oru OUt goiNg
vilikkanam,vella
rakshayum undo..



Asalamu alaikyuum...
Ee aaychayil ingale
'kutichira tv' yil pala
basayilulla cilmakal.
Thinklyaycha :
puyyaapla poyyotine
Kooti kondovum (DDLJ)
Chovvaycha :
Enthokeyo aavunund
(kuch kuch hota hai)
Budanaycha :
Chelapam kosi
Chelapam beamam (K3G)
vyayacha : Onnum
mindanda (Kuch na kaho)
jumante dovsam : inne
nikkah kayikyo?
(Mujse shaadi karoge)
Shanyaycha : Ammal
ingale aara? (Hum apke hai kaun)
Njaraycha : Kalbinu
piraanthanu (Dil tho pagal hai)

Aakash kande,Batas kande,kande amar MON,
Tomar sobi buke nia katai SARAKKHON!
Toru kande,Lota kande,kande boner PAKHI,
Tomi amay SMS koro na,bolo tar dukkho kothay RAKHI!!!I love u da! Ninne
Kanathe jevikan
vayya!Ninte aduthe
ephozhum samsarikan
thonnunu...! Ninne enike
nashta pedumoda...!
I Love U...Miss U..da,
1000 UMMA...da
Inganeyane Daily
'SANIYA MIRZA'msg
ayakunathe ! Entha
cheyka.Sowndaryam
undayal etha
kuzhapam. Ninaku
pinne aa Preshnam
ellalo....


Aval oru
moolippattu
paady,Njan
kaathorthirunnu...
Aval onnu
kadichu,Njan
pulanju poyi..
Aval valichu
kudichu,Njan
annangade
kidannu...
Aval kuninju,Njan
purakiloode
adichu..."how"
Aval pulanju,'Chey'
Ente dehathellam
aayi...
'HAAVOO"
'KOTHUK" chathu.

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..dum



1 letter illa, 1 phone illa, 1 missed call illa, 1 sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu ninakku chicken gunia pidicho avoo?..

5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3, AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM....SO KEEP IN TOUCH



Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..



Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......
train etra ennam undennariyamo....?
Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????

Wanna see magic???????
scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!
POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!



Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
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wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway ... Take my blessings...
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!

GIRL : I AM LIKE A RADIO, MY LEFT NEEPLE IS VOLUME & RIGHT NIPPLE IS TUNER. BOY : TURNS BOTH BUT THERE IS NO SOUND. GIRL SAYS, MANDA BUDDI..ADIYAM PLUG KUTTU..

whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly" whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and whn u kiss a malayali girl she says "day..arodum paraylle ente ponne"..


wanna see the marvallous tourist spot in kerala "munnnar" .. .. .. ... .. .. .. 666 ENNI NOKKIKKE COREECT ALLE NNU ..


Sonia was plan'g 2 come 2 kerala with ManMhn. However MMhn cancel'd the trip.AKAntony was send a telegram.NEWS in Malayala Manorama nxt day "Sonia thanichu verunnu,Antonikku KAMBI

Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor. Kar'n said,"Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam. Hear'g this Soopi said,"Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani

wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu wife-ini varumo hus-namukku nokkam wife- wannallo hus- thanks to K S E B


nee illathe enikku onnumilla innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu nee evide ondayirunnenkil ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku oru um .oru umm .oru umma .oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu...


MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI....


>> >>> >>kannadachal neeyanu........... Kannuthurannal neeyanu.......... Kannin munnil neeyanu......... Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu........ ... .."Pandaram E KOTHUKU"

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam


Budhiyilla,bodhamilla,soundaryamilla,
Nanamilla,alakkilla,kulikkilla,pallu theykilla,Ennalum i like U...Y?
Dats the magic of our relation

Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo... Wait.. "1" Kando?? Santhoshamayo??? Nale 'Randu" kanikkam...